Cousin Hoyt Speaks

Played 1 time(s)
July 19, 2011
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Played 1 time(s)
April 21, 2011
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Played 13 time(s)
June 12, 2010
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fuck off, mom

(would apparently only dream of really saying this, <3 u mom)

 
December 29, 2009
Sleeptalking hiatus. Here&#8217;s a photo of pink children with cinderblocks

Sleeptalking hiatus. Here’s a photo of pink children with cinderblocks

 
Played 32 time(s)
September 26, 2009
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Are you fucking sitting me?

 
Played 30 time(s)
September 24, 2009
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I’m still in my room

 
Played 43 time(s)
September 23, 2009
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yeah, we REALLY should do that

 
Played 20 time(s)
September 6, 2009
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It can be right..

 
Played 27 time(s)
August 30, 2009
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I think you did..

 
Played 38 time(s)
August 16, 2009
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a giant